i posted this on my friends wall
and people were bitching about how it was creepy
so then i posted this
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
i just want a nice boy who isn’t afraid of licking my butthole every now and then. is that too much to ask for?
i sincerely regret my decision to sit behind the homeless man on the bus
